Wednesday, August 3, 2011
Green Text Messages
Doctor: "Honey, it's time we started to not have to meet again, for a moment the possibility of our relationship would be revealed by your husband if we keep this up"
Patient: "Calm down dear, my husband is stupid. The proof is already 6 months he never suspected that I frequent reason for going to the dentist "
Doctor: "Yes dear, but now your teeth stay one"
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Patient: "Doc ... every time I drank coffee from a cup, my right eye feels like someone stabbing dock."
Doctor: "OOO .. that's the problem. If so, each would drink coffee first remove the spoon from the cup. "
Patient: "Oh ... Thank you, Doc .."
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